Sunday 28 July 2013

...happily ever after....


Once upon a time, a long time ago we were directed into orderly rows on the steps of the Crombie building.  A gentleman with film in his camera, and a wide angle lens give careful direction and the result was...this....mounted on cardboard and sold to every fresh faced model to be treasured and often looked up in the following twenty years.



Perhaps we did not treasure it as we ought.  I confess that I did not, consequently  in recent months I have unearthed it from the attic, and with dramatic movements swept away at least fifteen years of dust from familiar faces.  I have then squinted over other faces with a furrowed visage of "who on earth?!"

(at this point I shall take a moment to respectfully remember the two little birds who tragically lost their lives in our loft.  Their parents foolishly built a nest in our eves and the little ones managed to escape into the attic.  We were unaware of this until, possibly months later we discovered the two little bodies by the window and scenes from the last battle on my blazer....fear not though, a yard brush and two goes in the washing machine managed to remove their legacy and render my blazer scruffy, but wearable)

But why, you might ask, should I bother to unearth twenty year old photographs and redundant items of clothing?  One word:

reunion  (riːˈjuːnjən) 
— n
1.the act or process of coming together again
2.the state or condition of having been brought together again
3.a gathering of relatives, friends, or former associates



A little gem from our party bags
 (Yes we were given party bags as this was a shindig to be long remembered)

Our act of coming together began, where it ended, on the steps of the Crombie. (Whose crumbling sandstone requires that the little staircases and Juliet balconies we used to sit on be fenced off)  We all pretended that we had aged much better than that beautiful building...and indeed some of us had.  There were cries of "You haven't changed a bit!" and whispered asides to those still in our confidence "who is that?"  Then with horror and delight we browsed the banners of photos enjoying our questionable hairstyles and rejoicing in the creation of straighteners.  

Resuming her guise of head girl (so good at it, I suspect she was born for this role) Heather ushered us into position.  Wearing a raggle taggle collection of shabby chic we again huddled on the steps of the school.  With advancing technology and equal opportunities a lovely lady, with what appeared to be an i pad on a stick recreated our past.  Flanked by some of our teachers we stood still, as though time had stood still.  This was the result.


Obviously time has not stood still.

Generously, the Headmaster then welcomed us into the school.  Walking up the stairs and into the library I was struck with the sensation that yes, I have actually studied at Hogwarts.  ( I jest not, we had four houses and I was in Griffindor*)

* All right, I lie.  I was actually in Hufflepuff.

** Oops, still lying.  I was in Shaw which is essentially the same as Griffindor.

With a stroke of marketing genius, the Headmaster showed us a dvd of the school and spoke in such sentimental terms that all of us, even those with no children, resolved that, despite living in Asia, England or Germany, we would be sending our children back to "The Academy"  Then we wandered around the school to see how it had changed, feeling slightly unnerved by the Bill Sill Wing, hearing the voices of assemblies past singing "Immortal Invisible" in the Assembly hall and as ever, the toilets in the Jackson quickly filled and slowly emptied.  

In many ways, the school has changed dramatically.  Huge improvements.  All change however is not good.  New technology means no hymn book.  
I'll let that bombshell settle.

Then it was off on the bus to Minnowburn.

I LOVE the details in a party.  Here they were myriad.

I cannot recreate the warmth, humour and sentimental remembering of the evening.  So I will summarise in picture.


Wild flowers on the table.


A very beautiful old friend

The bar

It just feels like a happy picnic
Lovely ladies and a setting sun (Note: party bags)

It took a while before some people remembered that should they choose to drink or smoke...
no one was going give them a Saturday

Now you two really haven't changed a bit

Two words...bunting & gingham

Yummy Mummy

The whole garden was lit by candles which glowed, like our memories as the sun went down.

Party Planners
Hire all three for any future event you are planning.  They are amazing.

Glorious food

A warm evening and warmer companions



The disco.
(Heather is not performing a solo 5 star routine*)

(*she is however starting a round of "Danny Boy")


A toast.
Cheers Lisa and Clare

Like wine, we have improved with age.


It was a delight to spend an evening chatting to so many people who are living their happily ever afters.




Thursday 11 July 2013

Pocahontas Party


So, apart from Pocahontas and John Smith....what do you need for a Pocahontas Party?

Well first...you need an Indian village with feather bunting....


You need to fill it with braves....




and of course tee pees for shelter.  
Then you've got to build a camp fire and add your own Pocahontas.





If you've ever tried to get a Pocahontas dress that for the detail obsessed* perfectly matches Pocahontas'...don't search ebay, amazon or any internet party shop.  Just get your Mummy (in this case Heather) to make you one and then get Daddy (Stephen) to add your arm tattoo.

* no names Josie, no names.



Those crepe paper flames can be tough to keep lit...so bring bellows...or your cousin...


Add in a bouncy slide to test the bravery of your braves....


Add a coconut shy to perfect their hunting aim....


Let them create their own headbands....


Play "pass the parcel" to teach them the patience of the hunt....


Then feed them...as hungry braves can get restless...


Try to remember, while you're busy stitching a Pocahontas costume to make a tee pee cake too.  (It is always advisable at this point to enlist Shirley's assistance)


Then in a moment of native American cannibalism, allow Pocahontas to eat Pocahontas.



Just remember at bath time, that even Indian princesses get dirty feet...



Then you need to escape the Indian camp to celebrate your other, slightly older, but still beautiful niece's birthday....


Then return home and pack the caravan...no canvas for us!

Saturday 6 July 2013

The Castle Cat

On Wednesday, I took Beatrice to Belfast Castle to enjoy "Storytelling".  Unfortunately, just like the pond dipping and the bug making and Mr Bloom comes to Bangor events of the same week....it was fully booked and we were not allowed over the threshold. 

Thankfully, not being allowed over the threshold of Belfast Castle is a much nicer experience than not being allowed over the threshold of Carrickfergus Castle due to the absence of both portcullis and murder hole.

We decided to try to find the castle cats instead.




We have never managed to find all nine before...

One was easy


Then two


Three was fairly easy too


Four had us stumped for a bit...


Five surprised us...we were on it before we knew it!


Six was sneaky...


Seven sneakier still...


When we found eight, we couldn't believe we'd missed him!


But that ninth cat proved elusive.

We almost gave up.

We even tried to convince ourselves that the lion heads on the chair arms could be it...


But then we got that pesky fella...


Sufferin' suffercats!